Pursuant to an order from the New York Attorney General’s Office, we are sadly forbidden from soliciting donations at present. Something to do with “repeated and willful self-dealing,” “persistent illegal conduct,” and “violations of basic legal obligations for non-profit foundations.”

Unfortunately for Mr. Trump, we don’t expect that to change anytime soon. So in the meantime, here are some other charities you can consider donating to.

However, we should warn you that these organizations will probably use your money for ordinary charitable purposes like helping people, and not for golf course settlements or secret political contributions or huge portraits of Mr. Trump.

Our Most-Recommended Charities:

Sexual Abuse Victims:

DREAMers, Refugees, & Asylum Seekers:

International Aid: